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20 Things You Should be Wary of a Blind Man Saying

Words by Kara Clark Art by Molly Stringfellow
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Steeeerike!
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I see dead people.
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Looks like rain.
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I picked it out myself.
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The Redcoats are coming!
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Of course you don’t look fat in that!
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This is your pilot speaking…
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Green light.
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He lives, for I saw Him.
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One?...or two?
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This tattoo will be permanent, you know.
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I think I got it clean.
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Sure, I’ll watch the little guy for you.
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A little to the left.
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You kind of feel like the guy we’ve been looking for. *shrugs* You’re under arrest.
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I’ve got the Uber sticker, don’t I?
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Sure, a full head of highlights then?
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*closing smoking car hood* You’re good to go!
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You’ve got something in your teeth.
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Peek-a-boo, I see you!
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